"How can you just sip tequila like that?" Well when your boyfriend is buying the top-shelf stuff I don't want to just slam it." She motioned across th... room to where Brian was leaning against the bar, gregariously talking with a couple guys about a baseball game on the television. She let her eyes linger over his body. Brian was tall, shaved his head bald, and his shirt strained over his muscular chest and arms."That's the only way I like it!" She added, "I got you... well, I have a gift for. On a whim I opened up the dictionary and looked up the definition of the word. There were a bunch and all negative.I began to wonder if the word could possibly be used as a positive. Could it be used in a way that wasn’t totally negative? Almost instantly I thought of my English Lit class. One of the things we touched on was Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing. I smiled as I thought about it. Much Ado About Nada? Much Ado About Zilch? Much Ado About Nil? Curiosity made me open Bartlett’s. Marion made an excuse to leave the room, and sank back against a wall. What was wrong with her??The next few months, she claimed illness. Any excuse to be away from her son, she took. Her parents took it as the long-overdue grieving process finally catching up, and happily looked after young Tom for her. She tried everything—she read, she went out with friends, she painted. But all the time, the thought never escaped her. "Pleasing your son turns you on."Had I seen the first years of Tom's. " her version of the famous song 'We shall overcome... '.An hour later she was back. She quickly opened the string of my pajamas and took my erect lund in her hands and kissed it and said, "Tu aur meri choot saath mil kar bahut hee mazaa karenge (You and my choot will have many a good times together)".Then she took off her clothes, lay down on the bed, and commanded me in army style to 'mount operation fucking'.Well dear reader, everyone knows that a standing cock has no conscience, so I did.