‘Humor an old lady and come with me to bingo this Wednesday. I won’t try to push the two of you together. You can just check him out.’ ‘Check ...im out?! Mother, what are you, 73 going on 17?’ ‘Sweetheart, you really must get out more. With a few exceptions, the only people you talk to are seven and nine years old. My grandchildren are, undeniably, talented and intelligent, but they’re still children. You need to get out and mingle. Come with me to bingo.’ Maryann knew she was fighting a losing. I walked down each isle looking in the cars. I was just about to go back inside and I heard something, it was a steady squeeking, it was coming from a jacked up four wheel drive parked right at the mail box, but there a street light right above it , no way could I go down without being seen. So I went back inside, I was met by my wife and she said where have you been? I said I just took a walk to get some air, what have you been up to I asked her. She said I just waited in line to take a piss. .uhh..uhh.. sorry alex studdered turning an even brighter shade of red( i didnt even know that was possible) its ok i comforted him with a smile which made him relax a bit did u like it? i asked him uhh..umm he looks down umm. yeah. alot So when you where checking your phone you were actually.. yeah he cut me off did u cum? yeah..alot thats really hott really? yeah how far have you ever gone with a girl before? i ask Just a hand job thats it yeah how about you? well.. he just licked my pussy. It was probably just as well the kids emerged from the house demanding another game in the pool; nothing is so gross that you can’t find someone in Hollywood doing it, but never in a million years could I have imagined some of the alleged ‘events’ that Maya was describing. Probably just as well I’d never be anywhere near being invited to those kind of parties... Oh, and Maya DID promise not to breathe a word of how the mansion was being rented out without the knowledge of its warring owners;.