I knew my father-in-law had an upcoming consulting trip coming up. I decided to book my wife and her sister a weekend getaway for the same weekend. I ...new that would clear up the house. The plan fell into place as well as expected and the time had come. A couple hours after my wife and sister in law left, I got a text from Judy that read, "Well, I'm here waiting...where are you?" I replied, "Half hour. Getting ready." She replied, "You have no idea what you're in for." I showed up at the house. • When chemists die, they barium.• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.• I got a job. Death would have been a kindness." Her chair shook again as Harry fought with himself."Don’t do it." Draco whispered to him, putting a hand on his shoulder."That’s quite enough!" Arthur rose."You’re the ones who wanted to come see me, you don’t get to control what I say. And look at you two!" She brought her attention back to Harry. "Best friends now, huh? How’s Hermione feel about that, Harry? Wow that reminds me, you don’t even want to know what I had planned for her after drowning Lovegood. It was several months later that I began to hear odd storiessurfacing about the people who lived at Toms address. I started toinvestigate deeper into the affair.I found out from a source or two, that the mother had devised a planwith the stepdaughters to get the secret and the money they thought wasowed to them by any means they could, but it had to be subtle otherwisepeople might suspect foul play on both of her husbands.After many weeks they had a plan, it was quite a simple one really ifyou.