"What the hell? I woke up, still strapped to the gurney. No pain, though. Must have got operated on. Feels OK. I tried to sit up, but the straps held ...y arms down. Something brushed into my chin when I made the effort, though.I looked up, opening my eyes as wide as I could bear, to find out what had bumped into me. I saw nothing there, excepting a pair of enormous naked breasts protruding from my chest. "Hey!?" I squealed, in high-pitched feminine voice.My horror increased. The brown-tipped. Nothing had changed! I looked all over but all I saw was myselfstanding in shorts and a tee shirt. Feeling like a new man, I went totake a pee.In my defense, I contend that any man who finds his dick missing wouldscream and pass out."NICK, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!" John screamed at me."MY DICK IS GONE!" I yelled as reality began to intrude on me."My dick is gone man! Look!" I stood up in the bathroom and yankeddown my shorts. John crouched down in front of me and began looking atmy crotch the way. Its really hot outside so i tell my sister-in-law to dress according. We head out and my sister-in-law has got on leggings so tight they are almost see through especially in the sunshine. We walk and i wonder if i should say anything as i let her walk infront of me a few times, her sexy big arse jiggling as she goes. As we almost get to the supermarket i blurt out 'have you got any knickers on?' she turns to me and pulls up her leggings while saying why does it look like i have? I feast my eyes. She pops first and I feel this warm sensation on my tongue so I start sucking down and pushing my tongue deeper and deeper, alternating between tongue and suck. Pretty soon I am rewarded with a minor eruption in my mouth and I drink deep. By now PP is pretty worked up and getting ready for the final stretch – a couple of contractions of the butt cheeks just about does it and he hauls it out, whips off the rubber and jacks a load all over my face – like most men, he really digs seeing himself.