Handing it to Tim she told him here are the keys and a control box for the alarm. When you get close it will tell you if the alarm is armed so don't u...e it if the alarm isn't armed, but you shouldn't need it. I don't plan on going anywhere." And with that she left the room.There was very little in the way of bargains and not many people showed up for the computer sale so I decided to leave early. I was about 2 hours early, and when I drove into the driveway I didn't see Tim's car parked in the. “Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, “Mr. Drover, how are you feelin’? ... Now yer honor, wot da fock would you say?”Yes, I know there are different variations of this joke posted but it is still funny.The following is. And started licking it, I felt amazing fucking my hot neha licking her friend shreya. Right at the moment shreyas phone rang, and she picked it up, it was from their friend anu.Anu – what are you doing darling?Shreya – enjoying life.Anu – who are you fucking.Shreya – it is not yet started.Anu – than what are you doing?Shreya- eating nehas boobs and her bf is eating my pussy.Anu – ohhShreya – yeahAnu- what is neha doing?(shreya puts the phone on loud speaker.)Neha – I m fucking my bf.I felt so. As an Nineteen year old private in the military i was constantly horny and as a result i would go to various men's room so i could stroke my cock and shoot my load. On one occasion i had just started to stroke myself when i heard some one coming so i stopped it was just a few minutes when a piece of paper was dropped by my foot . I reached down to see what was on the paper It read are you horny? Yes or No i circled yes as my cock was now rock hard The another note said to open the stall door.