‘No lights?’ I asked in surprise. ‘Dad used to take care of that and he left last year.’ ‘Open mouth and insert foot,’ I sighed. ‘Sorry....�� ‘Just another reason I’ve sworn off of men,’ she shrugged as we walked to her front door. It still obviously bothered her, but what could I say to make it better? The answer was obvious. Nothing. So instead, I decided to try and distract her. ‘Well, if you ever change your mind then please let me know,’ I smiled. ‘Because you are definitely my type and the. We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles or work areas and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the ' Work Poop' is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, use the following advice for taking a dump at work or away from home. Pooping at home is the best place but sometimes we just can't wait.-Crop dusting (a type of fart): When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell. Kabhi toh mann karta ki saali ko akele mein pakad ke chod doon magar darr bhi lagta tha. Ek raat mere room ka fan kharab ho gaya toh mom ne kaha ke Vini ke room mein soo jaa ek raat ke liye. Mein bohut khush ho gaya ki aaj toh kuch zyada karne ko mikega. Maine toh Vini ko full raat chodne ki planning bhi kar li thi par yeh bhi janta tha ki itna easy nahi hai. Magar mein sirf itna jan na chahta tha ki Vini ko bhi mere lawde mein interset hai ya nahi. Raat ke 10 baj gaye aur sab khana kha ke apne. She was a stunner and I couldn't help but admire. At which point she caught my eye and I knew I'd been busted! I gave her my best 'you caught me red handed' look and smiled in apology. Thankfully she seemed to not care, smiled back and turned to her friend to talk. I went back to contemplating my evening, now drenched in visions of her playing a major part in it. Having forgotten to when I left the office, I took my phone out my pocket and turned it on. The train was heaving and as we pulled in.