"I think we should leave too," he says, taking his wife's hand andleaving the house, though less dramatically than my other grandparentshad. Stunned, ... stand in the middle of the living room, my heart reelingfrom the rejection."Nikki," mum says comfortingly, wrapping me in a tight, motherly hug andallowing me to bawl my eyes out into her shoulder."Sarah!" Dad yells. "Get down here!" Almost instantly, my girlfriend isby my side, leading me to the sofa and holding me tight, not letting gountil. Normally I only wore the shoulder holster when I wear a jacket or coat that I didn’t plan to remove. Mister Smooth jumped backwards, and then he and his buddies basically ran from the room.Kelly smiled at me over her drink, and then pointed me towards the now vacated spare bar stool. “Thank you! I tried to get him to leave but he just wasn’t taking the hint.”“I kill people for a living? You don’t think that’s a little over the top?” I asked.Her eyes twinkled as she smiled. “Well, maybe, just a. Cathy seduced him that night and he felt so obligated to have sex with her since she had been given Paul absolute control over her small company. When Paul returned home that weekend he felt so guilty about what he’d done that he confessed to Amanda the first night telling her everything that happen. Confessing to Amanda wasn’t exactly the smart thing to do. She packed her things the next morning an filed for a divorce the following Monday morning. It was her strict upbringing that brought her. I quickly ran after her, because I didn’t want her to show them to everybody.’ ‘Why not?’ I asked. ‘You’ve got the best tits I’ve ever seen in my life. I bet they look great even from a photocopy.’ ‘Actually they did look pretty good, and anyway it was too late to stop her. She ran up to the group of them saying ‘Alright lads. Who’s up for a competition? You have to guess who these belong to, ‘ and before I could stop her she had passed them out to the guys.’ ‘How did you feel when they looked.