They are pretty disgusting.” Maria looked covertly at her younger sister. It was only recently that they had begun to talk about sex at all. “Have...you... er...have you... while you have been here?”Heidi shook her blond head. “No... and I haven’t wanted it either. Too many other things to enjoy. Besides, like you I get a lot of fun out of teasing. You know that great lump of a Yank, name of Wilbur, who thinks he’s God’s gift?”“Uh-hu...”“He’s mad about me. Drooling. I think he’d willingly lick my. As I stared at it, another text came through. This time it was a picture of ‘Mary’ (the porn store clerk with the large breasts). This picture showed Mary completely nude, huge tits and all, wearing the big strap-on dildo my wife and I had bought that morning. Oh my god! Both of these pictures had my cock so hard (even with a big toy in my butt), that I took my dick out and started jacking off. Was my wife having sex with these two strangers, or was she just fucking with my head? I flipped back. My brother was sitting on the floor on the towel and I could see he was stroking his dick. He told me later it was like watching a porno movie. Anyway, I got on top of her and she took my dick and led it to her pussy. Everything was all wet down there from her cum and my brothers too but I didn't mind. It felt so good and I slid all the way into her. I went at it the same way I saw my brother do it, but this time it was me doing it and I was looking right down at her huge tits bouncing as I. What do you call a man with only half a brain?Gifted.Why are men such wankers?Because they have a willy with a head but no brains that hangs out with two nuts and lives next door to an arsehole.What do a beer bottles and men have in common?They are both empty from the neck up.Why can women never find their way to a man's heart?Because they aim too high.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.Why don't women talk during foreplay?They don't.