I would use the first pen to sign my name and set it aside for my own collection, and then initial at appropriate places throughout the bill (my initi...ls - CB with a circle drawn around them). Those would be the pens I would give away.At 11:00 I was waiting in my office when Will Brucis stuck his head in the door and said, “Mister President, everyone is ready.”I stood up. “Thank you, Will. Now, watch me go out the door and trip over the door jamb on national television.”“Just try to do it. We had dessert and our second drink when he casually remarked, ?You know, Emma, I finally looked at that website you told me about.??What???You know, the social media for kinky people.?I had talked about that on our date last year? How drunk had I been? ?Oh? Did you join?? I kept my tone light, unsure where this was going.?No. I found you, though.?I swallowed some more rum and Coke.?I read your stories.??Oh.? I stared at the ice and the anemic lime slice in the bottom of my glass. Maybe he. You buy your own uniforms and keep yourself looking presentable in public at all times. We will not be just another hayseed hick police department that is the laughing stock of the ones in the big cities. We're going to work and show ourselves to be professionals at all times." Am I hearing you right? You don't want no pet coon? You are serious 'bout me being on the po-lice department?" Disbelief showed strongly in his eyes."Leo, this morning I saw my daughter cook and serve your son Sammy. " She shook her head sadly.Tabatha looked as though she had a bad taste in her mouth. "You likeguys?" she wanted to know."Sure. Why not? So does your mom, and you I'm guessing, and many otherwomen," Theresa replied with only a hint of irony."But... you, like, have a penis? Ew!"At this Aaron gave Tabatha a look that spoke volumes. She caught it andblushed some more. Theresa decided this might be a good time to dropanother bombshell. "In case you're wondering whether or not I'm gay, letme say two.