" She was definitely interested as she swooned a little. I do not know out of which book I read that, but thank god I remembered it, because it was th... most truthful set of words I had ever said to anybody, except Melissa."I think you had me at hi, and I'm not even gay." Neither am I." So this is the first time you have ever tried chatting up a woman?" First time I have tried chatting up anybody. Let me be honest with you about something. I have been single since I was 16, only dating a few. " These photos are such a fucking turn on Sue." I said looking at the close up of Kate's pretty pussy with her lips pulled apart. " So do you and Kate still get together?" Yes, we do and I am willing to share her." Sue replied."Ohhh damn you are the perfect wife!! What about Kate, would she be willing?" I said." Yes she's more than willing, she wants your big cock!! She talks about sucking and fucking you all the time." One of my biggest fantasies, I love you so much Sue. Who took these. .. mermaid? I found myself blinking hard trying to get the salt water out of my eyes because I knew I was definitely not seeing a fucking mermaid. Those things existed only in Disney movies and books. Clearly, that hit on the head and the massive bong hit earlier was fucking with me but no matter how much I blinked my eyes she still stayed sitting on the rock with her tail dangling in the shallow pool." What the actual fuck are you?" I found myself asking her." I'm a mermaid, obviously," she. .. I ... don’t ... not un ... dis ... like it!” They spluttered.“Well, good!” Ceaith stood.“Wait, I thought you liked d-” Xora started.“I’m complicated!” Ceaith snapped. Xora flinched back and Ceaith’s ears drooped, her tail drooping a bit more. “Sorry, honey...” She knelt down, then wrapped her arms around Xora’s shoulders, nuzzling against the long blue-black sweep of Xora’s hair. Xora began to pet Ceaith gently, her head shaking slowly.“It’s okay,” she said, grinning. “Your bark is worse.