I couldn't resist saying something. I said Damn k** that is one huge cock and balls. He turned rred and said I didn't think you would see. I said I gu...ss i need to cover up since I am now embarrassed. He said why? your cock is better than average. I finally looked at him and said who's are you comparing to? he turned red again and said he used to mess around before he met his girl. I said that's cool cause so did I. I asked if he wanted to get a drink. he said he couldn't cause he was u******e.. "So what happened?" I asked."That needle-pricked white bastard started hitting on Luz and she told him she'd just had a baby and was all stretched out of shape and sore and shit, and I lit into him and axed him wasn't black pussy good enough? An' he got all defensive, so I axed him if he'd ever HAD no black pussy an' he said no, so I axed him how would he know unless he tried it? So he starts hemming and hawing an' I axed him if he liked hooters, an' he said he did, so I fished one 'a mine out. It was awesome! Getting’ old is so much fun ... Remember: Don’t make old people mad! We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to piss us off.These are compliments of Pat WWayyyyy back at the dawn of T.V. A man walked into an agent’s office for an audition, as he had a strong desire to be an actor.He acted, he sang, he danced, he told jokes, and did pratfalls, after which the agent said.“You’ve got a lot of talent. Whats your name?”“Penis Van Lesbian, Sir.”“Excuse me?. Hurrying over to them, I helped them get into position. Before long, both canines lay side by side on their backs with this rock-hard spears standing perfectly erect between their hind legs. The next move was mine and I took a seat next to them. All I had to do then was lean forward and force one of the manhoods into my mouth. Mmmmm! I moaned as I wrapped my lips around the fathers twelve-inch spear. I forced the prick deeper into my mouth until it touched my uvula. Once that happened, I.