Q: What do you call a nanny with a breast implants?A: A Faux pair.Q: What do you call identical boobs?A: Identitties.Q: How are a blonde’s breasts a...d a pad alike?A: Neither are recommended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t?A: Her navel.Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?A: You’re my breast friend.Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?A: Her boobs were too big for B. Andreas sat on the couch and I walked over and laid over his lap ready to take my spanking. He gave my ass a nice hard slap that stung and sent volts of electricity up my spine. He then pulled my panties off my hips leaving them down around my thighs half way between the bottom of my cheeks and my knees. I knew from the way I was positioned both the guys were seeing a great view of my ass and pussy from behind. I love being in this position knowing I am fully exposed and Andreas would deliver a. She was wet with perspiration, which was still dripping from her, but the unmistakable taste told me most of the moisture I was slurping was her juices, preparing for my entry. She pushed my head away and got down off the log. In a flash, she ripped my shorts and jock strap off me, and hungrily sucked my cock into her amazing mouth. She quickly began bobbing, sucking, and slobbering all over me, and I felt like I was getting ready to explode. I looked down and saw her look up at me, and I. She, before anyone could see, dropped her towel and flaunted her assets to Jitu. He was dumbstruck. Fair skin, clean shaved pussy, and dangling boobs at the age of 45. He thought he was in a ride to fuck her. Before he could realize anything she held his protruding dick in her hand and pulled him.He wore no inners as it was night time. She was strong for her age. She slapped him and pushed him on to the bed. He was caught off-guard. She sat on top of him and closed both hands and held him.