”His wife gets her coat on and says, “I’m going to the doctor, too. If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I’m getting a...tetanus shot.”A young man is ‘entertaining’ an older lady. She says “Your organ isn’t very big”. he replies “Well I didn’t expect to be playing in a concert hall!”A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady.“What would you like for your first wish?” the fairy godmother asks.The little old lady says, “I would like to be rich.”POOF!. I looked at her and then looked for Zee and I understood. Zee was with his girlfriend, she actually came to the concert and Sally was just a toy for killing time. Somehow I felt bad about it and I got close to Sally and started talking to her. -Hey... What's wrong?- I asked-Nothing, leave me alone please. -Uhm... Okay, If it helps you in anyway... I heard he was bad in bed - I Told her with a wink.She chuckled a little. -Well, he actually wasn't that good you know? We both laughed a little and. Your. Parents. Ifnot right now, then set a date and promise yourself that you'll tell themon or before that date." I nod timidly, thank the doctor for her time andhead home.The following day, despite my parents wanting to make a big fuss of meahead of my big day tomorrow, is still a Saturday, a Saturday I intend tospend just like every other Saturday for the past year and a half!"Hi, birthday boyfriend!" Sarah yells as she opens her front door,throwing her arms around me in a big hug. "Or. I told her that I was too dirty to get close to my treasures.They were all very happy that I was home. They bathed me and we visited. They all wanted to try out the tub, so we emptied the dirty water after my bath and refilled. We bathed the children and Swan, then we refilled and Star and Sunshine bathed.After our marathon bath, we fixed supper. I went out and got feed for Fireball and Scout. They had both worked hard this last while and needed some extra grain.I sat and read stories to my.