When he found out they had to return home right after the ceremony, he decided that every wedding needed a limo, so he hired it for all of Julia’s b...others and sisters to arrive at the ceremony in. That would also allow them all to drink freely at the reception as well, since it would deliver them back to their homes or hotels.The girls, as sisters will do, had already separated themselves into a group, while their husbands formed their own gaggle by default. Julia’s brothers herded their wives. ‘But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.’An old woman goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse she has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, ‘Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.’The old woman says without hesitation, ‘I now pronounce you man and wife.’Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:1. The DNA all matches.2. There are no dental records.A blonde calls Delta Airlines and. Issey conductor ko bhot gussa ata hai ab wo maa ke mooh ko chut ki trh chodta hai lund mota tha maa lips ke paas se khun niklta ha jo maa ko chod rha ab jor dar dhakke ke sath thukai krta hai wo apna lubd pura nikalta hai phir dalta hai 25 min bd wo jhad jata haiAb bari bari panch larke maa ko chodte hai maa ko choot itna khul jata hai mano bus andar chli jaye maa v ab kamar uthake sth deti haiConductor avi v mooh chod rha tha ab pancho ab driver maa ko doggy style main chodta hai maa bhot. You woke hours later. Sun was up. I was asleep. You kissed me on the cheek as you slipped out of bed. You scurried into your room to dress. ‘I’ll have to work fast — I’ve got so much to do.’ But it took far less time than you’d feared because you enlisted Louise and Margaret, taking them into your confidence. Soon you three had laid claim to a tree that had been gotten extra and left on the back porch. You had pilfered extension cords from various places around the house where they wouldn’t be.