”David thanked the desk clerk and turned to me. “I hope we have film in the camera at home. I want to take a picture of you in the things Grandm... Bailey made. Maybe it will be nice in the morning so I can get the sun on your hair without the cap. Now come on. Madge worked today, and she always saves some of her apple pie for me.”The snow was a couple inches deep on Main Street, more where we crossed to go to the diner because of drifts. We walked in the tracks left by a truck that passed. Auntie appeared with an anal speculum. “Okay s*s open up our arse i want to check your stepsons handy work” she inserted the speculum and we gazed into her darkest secret sanctum as she withdrew it mums anus was left gaping “oh auntie it wont close”. “True my boy that’s cause there’s no shit in there the body has relaxed. “Oh can i have a p*o in mum’s shitter that’ll close it. Auntie gave me an appraising look you are an evil little git with a filthy mind. She kissed me and said i love you. I. She kept stealing glances toward dad.Finally, dad said this couldn't go on any longer, and I began crying, as did Glen.Quick to understand our misplaced grief, dad quickly clarified, "No girls, not your relationship has to stop, but the idea that you might be pregnant!"What? "What are you talking about?" I spoke up on a reflex.Dad went on to explain, while mom sat on his lap, hugging him, "I hate to say that I saw this possible outcome, so I had some lengthy discussions with our doctor. You. It’s just screwing. It’s like playing mixed doubles in tennis. Somewhere in the middle, we just swap partners. We get all hot and sweaty, exhilarated with the game, and we form wonderful bonds for the future,” Janice explained. “And, it’s a hell of a lot of fun, don’t you agree?” Emily nodded. “Sure it is,” Janice said emphatically. “And, nobody’s keeping score. We’re all just playing for the fun of it.” “So, where do we go from here?” Emily asked her. “Well,” Janice said, “if I remember, you.