.. not yourselves or someone else.”“No, man, I get it,” the guy said. The doorman had walked out behind them. This wasn’t the type of crowd th...t frequented the bar, I would imagine. He wasn’t happy at the situation at all.“Tell you folks what,” I said, gesturing to the doorman. “Why don’t we let our friend here call you a cab? I’ll spring for it to make sure you get home safely.”The doorman tilted his head at me. I doubted he recognized me. I handed over $50 – all the money I had in my. .. you’ll lick my arsehole now.” She edged up impatiently and exposed the hot and savoury delight of her anus to his tongue, which he accepted most willingly; her sadistic suggestion having him yearning to come again as he probed the spice and heat of her welcoming pucker, she stretching her legs as she worked her clitoris hard. Her ecstasy was magnificent as she came hard, and in wholesome satisfaction at his expense, his denial of another spending, almost as ecstatic as an orgasm as he. Compliments of LarryOne hot summer day, Bruce came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the pub for a cold one.Some 20 minutes later, a cop entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside... ?"Bruce called out, "It's mine, mate." Your dog seems to be in heat," the cop said.Bruce replied, "No way. She's cool as, 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree."The cop said, "No... ! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred." No. Just because I could, I called Trish and started a mindfuck on her."Hello Sir." You know that all of the girls are out for the evening, cunt?" Yes Sir. I will be right down to please my Master." Did I order that, slave?" No Sir" Her voice had a slight quiver to it."I'm in a mood bitch, and your number came up. Where is your "friend", slave?" He is where he is supposed to be, and keeping me hot and wet every second of the day, Master." When I say "Go", you will yank, not pull, but yank him out,.