I will talk about everything I have done to seduce my mom. It is not as easy as it is written in these stories!‘The latest I have thought is pretend...ng to have an infection on the dick. Then take her to the doctor along with me. I can show her my dick while showing it to the doctor. If the doctor prescribes a cream, I will apply it at home while sleeping beside her.’ .5) By: An Indian mom was desperate for her son’s marriage. She got an indecent proposal, and she accepted it. This forever. ” Her fingers tracing over the swell of her breast. “And I wouldn’t mind seeing you naked spread over this table on display for me.” Her free hand fell between her crossed legs. “While I eat my fruit salad from your pussy.” She winked and flagged over the waitress. “Hi! My name is Susie! Can I take your order?” says the perky ill timed waitress. “I’ll take a mango smoothie and a fruit salad with blue berry yoghurt. She’ll take an Irish coffee. She just received some shocking news.” Anna turned. " Uh-huh. And how do I know this isn't some kind of mega-laxative or something and you're just pulling a fast one?"Your roommate pulls a hundred-dollar bill out of his pocket. "Take this," he says. "If this stuff doesn't do everything I say it does, and you honestly think I'm jerking your chain a week after you've taken it, you keep the hundred."Somehow that clinches it. You accept the bottle and the C-note.That night, you drink the stuff down. It tastes awful, but he warned you it would, and. So I was thinking, Hey, This is a Pretty Cool Moment.Then Chick-Flick Me finally got up to speed and issued an alert.She was beautiful. So beautiful my heart stopped. So beautiful I felt faint.So beautiful I couldn't look at her. Because I didn't want her to get Dicked.See, ever since Dick came into my life, I'd just been going along for the ride. Sure, Dick made life complicated sometimes, but it was also pretty swell.Yeah, I said swell.Then, with one glance from her, the facade falls and.