"You know guys," he mused, "thank God we got a contraceptive machine in here. I don't think I have time to stop off at the quickie mart to purchase me...a glow-in-the-dark condom of such high quality as we can get here. Hey, it is a comedy club remember these might be practical joke condoms, and after nine months the joke will be on you."After he finished his new routine in the bathroom, he ran into a rather sweet looking red head with sparkling green eyes. She had a lace-trimmed flower patterned. He was blatantly feeling her cunt with his fingers. It was dark in the room and everyone was so occupied with their own thoughts and discussions that no one noticed this sexy scene, but me, of course. He returned her to the couch and I joined them. He politely excused himself and I sat down beside her. She still had a blush on her cheeks. I told her how exciting she was and took her into my arms to french-kiss her. Knowing that she had just been tongued by an other man just seconds ago where my. I mean, it's not going to write itself, right?Pete: Here, here!Alan: She says me being on this sex fantasy site can only lead to no good. She says pretty soon I'll be hanging out with a bunch of perverts.(There is a murmur in the crowd.)Pete: Uh, we don't like that word here.Bob: No, Sheepy-Poo does not like that word. Would you like to touch Sheepy-Poo?Charles: Uh, Bob. Not everyone shares your fantasy about gang banging your inflatable sheep. Please.Bob: But Sheepy-Poo would like that.Alan:. ’ I exclaimed angrily.‘You most certainly will, or else I will be releasing the video tapes from the hidden camera I installed a few weeks ago. I don’t think it would bode well for your job if the managers knew you were sleeping, and jacking off at work. And I don’t think they will appreciate you getting a blowjob either.’ she looked devilish now. ‘What is the old saying? Who do I have to blow around here?’‘This is extortion! Black mail!’ I was so angry but I could not see any way out of it..