"The two policemen looked at one another."Will you show us the car?" the sergeant asked.Joseph led them to the barn and unlocked it. They went inside....Yes, that's it," said the constable."Any damage?" asked the sergeant."Not that I can see," replied the other."Keys?" Still in the ignition." Take them."This done, the three men left the barn, Joseph locking it behind them."You will have to come to the station in Buxton to make a statement, after which you may be charged with taking the vehicle. They had one and a half inch heels and were quite widefitting. Not particularly glamorous (nor was the dress), but certainlynot the sort of shoes a man would wear with male clothes. I realisedthat my legs were rather hairy, so I had shaved them before putting on apair of tights over my male underpants. Then on with the dress andshoes. I didn't do anything with my hair as it was quite long and couldbe thought of as "unisex". I didn't have any make-up. So that was it. Aman turning up to the. Fir maa wahan se towel lapet kar bahar aa gayi aur room mein chali gayi. Main bhi tab tak room mein chala gaya. Mera lund us samay ekdum lohe ki tarah khada tha.Jab main room main ghusa to dekha maa apni chut ko saaf kar rahi hai. Maine pucha, “Kya hua? Sab theek to hai?” Woh has kar boli haan sab theek hai. Aur mere khade lund ko dekhi. Aur hasne lagi boli, “Kya beta apni maa ko saand se chudwate dekh tera lund pani nahi choda kya?”Main bola, “Nahi maa.” Toh woh boli, “La beta, sab ka pani. As I walked her back to her apartment, she gave me a kiss on the cheek and asked me to call her again. I promised to do so, very much. I waited until lunch time the next day before I called. ‘Hello, stranger,’ she said. ‘Cee-Cee, I had a wonderful time last night.’ ‘Me, too. Thank you.’ ‘Would you like to take in a movie or something?’ There was a silence on the phone and I wondered if she was looking for a polite way to brush me off when she said, ‘How about dinner at my apartment and we.