River has spent a good bit of time in the Imhur, so I know she's seen some stranger stuff than I have.What I found truly interesting was the lizard's ...ontinual use of what I would have called 'Earthisms', phases and attitudes that seemed to have been drawn from the Earth/American setting that my grandparents and great-grandparents had grown up with. Mom too, I sometimes forget. She was very much a young American woman of Earth before she came to Arbor with Dad.River, once she got used to him,. I looked at her with a shocked look on my face and she started laughing. I said Mary, you can be such an ass sometimes. We had finished our snack and was having our second glass of wine when Mary got up and walked over to my chair. She got on her knees. Put her arms under my legs and pulled them up causing my ass to move to the edge of the chair. She bent down and started licking my balls and ass. She was pushing her tongue into my asshole, moving it in and out. My cock jumped up rock. He minces around like the grandest fairy at the ball." Bullshit," Hank said. "I saw Jason a few days ago. Well, maybe a weekand a half ago. He's the same old guy. A knucklehead, but a guy." Not what I hear," Seth said. "I think he's a RuPaul these days. Tits andall. He even had the operation." You're full of it. You don't get those things overnight, and Jasondidn't say a word to me about it." I can see why he wouldn't. I wouldn't tell anyone if they cut my dickoff, either." They don't cut it. Ithen received a surprise as Billy came in right behind me."What are you doing?" I asked as Billy picked up a washcloth and startedwashing himself."I figured why waist the time seeing there's no one else here." He toldme with a chuckle.I thought this was kind of odd but I didn't say anything. We nevershowered together before and even at school we had separate gym classes.I also didn't figure there was anything wrong with it as we were onlytwo guys taking a shower. That thinking changed when I.