She wouldn't hear of it.When their wedding anniversary came about, Barry was in the middle of dusting and vacuuming when the phone rang with Lynne at ...he other end. "I made special plans for us tonight, honey." She said sweetly. "A cleaning service will be by soon. As they do the house, I want you to go to the beauty salon and make yourself up special." "I wonder if we're going to switch back." Barry thought hopefully. As soon as the cleaning people were done, Barry just made it to the special. Do you want to hear a racist joke?Donald Trump.What do a thong and Donald Trump’s hair have in common?They both barely cover an asshole.What’s Donald Trump’s favorite chewing gum?Bigly Chew.Donald Trump steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees “Donald Trump sucks!” written in urine across the snow.Well, he’s pretty annoyed about this so he storms into his security staff’s headquarters, and yells, “Somebody wrote an insult. "Jesus!" Ben said shaking his head, "I sure as shit feel betterabout myself now. I don't know why I hang out with you." Hemumbled. "That's easy; I'm the only one you know that won't shove your headin a toilet or try to stuff you in a trash can," Tim said. Ben wassilent. It was true. Tim was the only person, a part from hismother, who liked Ben. For the first time in his life, Tim considered what life withoutBen as his friend might be like?At the mall a half an hour and one soda later, Tim and. Alas it was not meant to be, but I guess my intentions didn’t go unnoticed, which I you will get to know shortly 2 years later, one night with my family away, me decided not to attend a boring relatives dinner invite since none of my other cousins were going to be there and I decided to chill at home 10 pm in the night.I hopped over to my cousin’s place to hang out with them around midnight, everyone started to turn in for the night, I was not quite sleepy per say but yes I was tired, my cousin.