You drive a $250,000 Ferrari. You get $2,000 a week allowance. You take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?NOW THAT�...�S A JEWISH MOTHER!✧ ✧ ✧From dorsetmike‎She says “Why don’t you say you love me anymore?”He replies “I said it once, I’ll let you know if the situation changes.”✧ ✧ ✧This one is from fmwarmac‎So I asked my wife, “Why do you keep buying plants when you just kill them?”She said, “To remind you what I’m capable of.”✧ ✧ ✧Last week I bought a brand new. I can taste her wetness for me. I was about to stop and see if she might let me put it in her when i felt a tongue on my cock. I looked down and Kim was licking and beginning to suck on my cock. I returned to eat out my sister occasionally give her ass a flick of my tongue which really seemed to drive her wild. Amber then told my s*s it was her turn and she laid down in front of me. I began to go down on her when I noticed my sister beginning to eat out Kim. It was hard to decide what I wanted. His face was deeply tanned with chiseled cheekbones, thick,juicy lips, and a cleft in the middle of his chin. His dark hair was in needof a haircut; it touched the back of his collar. He smelled like Irish Springsoap. He quickly handed my purse back to me, mumbled something and walked away.That really got my attention. No one walks away from Carly! After some sober thinking, I launched spitballs at him using my straw. Beingobnoxious is a fallback that usually works for us ball busters. After. I pressed a finger against her sensitive asshole and she joined me in meeting my thrusts through nothing more than little pelvic crunches.Courtney stopped kissing me and pulled back just enough to look in my eyes. We held like that, and an expression of complete surprise washed over her face as she inhaled deeply. I was a goner. On my next mini-thrust, I started pumping into her. The breath she'd been taking rushed out all at once in an ear-piercing scream, echoing in the shower.I turned off.