As I lovingly cupped her perfect breasts, my hands gently squeezed up until her nipples began to harden within them.I pulled her breast up to my mouth...and began licking all around each of them before taking one breast into my mouth. I slowly and gently sucked down until only a now rigid nipple was between my tight lips. I would have stayed like that for hours. Her breasts were perfect. I repeated it again on her other breast, attempting to take her entire breast into my mouth and slowly sucking. "To see things the _Lord's_ way."* * * * *"May I have one of those petitions, Mrs. Ritter?"Cecelia looked up at the speaker. "Mr. Caulder." She smiled. "I guessyou're one member of the town council we won't have to convince." Shepointed at the table. "You can sign the copy here, or your name can bethe first one you put on this copy..." She handed him a page. "...when youset it out in your smithy." Wrong on all counts." He took the sheet from her, folded in and placedit in his jacket. “U-R-I-N-A-T-E, urinate.”The teacher rolls her eyes and says, “OK, now use it in a sentence.”Little Johnny responds, “Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you would be a ten.”Can’t sleep < SlappyYou >Don’t you hate it when you can’t sleep because you are reminded of a mistake you made 2 years ago?I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night!Limerick An accident really uncanny Befell a respectable granny; She sat down in a chair While her false teeth were there And bit herself right in. Toms invitation was there if i wanted to accept it or just get dressed and leave and leave it there, but with so much of lovely lingerie and stockings and a safe enviorment to which indulge yes you have guesed it i stayed and adorned a corsolette ff nylons which were a little longer than the ones i had hidden in the garage as tom was longer in the leg than me, but better longer than too short and it looks rediculas as if wearing ladies lingerie on a medium built bloke was not.I applied red.