“Oh, sorry,” said Joe, not aware of the silent signals that Craig put out. When Joe got up to get the glass he was aggressively slapped on his bar... behind. Surprised and stung, Joe yelled out “Fuck!” Before he could make any more moves he was pulled aggressively into Craig’s lap, and given a very tight bear hug. “That hurt, baby?” asked Craig, gently swaying Joe in his arms. “Yeh, man, wasn’t expecting that,” said Joe, still feeling the sting on his ass, in addition to having trouble breathing. Erica wiggled and giggled, and I realized she’d always known the effect she had on me. She nuzzled my neck and faintly whispered, ‘When Mom falls asl**p, come tuck me in.’ She stole a quick peck on my lips and stood up, announcing she was going to bed. she kissed her mother and headed off, pausing at the hallway to look at me over her mother’s shoulder and blow me a kiss, then flipped up her gown to show that she had no panties on. I almost groaned. An hour later, Helen had been snoring for ten. A few minutes went by and then I heard him shouting a bunch, "Fuck, what the fuck, seriously!" So I got out of bed in my boxer shorts and went to check on him. I opened the door to my spare room and found him standing over his sleeping wife, and he was pissed. I looked down at his boxers to see they were soaked, and figured out why. Apparently he crept into bed next to her, snuggled up close to her, and in her sleep she let loose and pissed all over herself and him. "What the fuck am I supposed. .. i should call on his older brother, whose much more masculine than he is and from what ive heard from his previous girlfriends his dick was thick and fat and long. I felt the urge that i had to have that in my tiny pink pussy. I too needed some kind of relieve and i knew damn well my boyfriend wasnt gonna come home that night. So i called his brother, made up some lame excuse on how my refrigerator light couldnt turn on. He asked if i couldnt wait until morning, i told him no, and he said he.