I met a woman in a club last night who said she would show me a good time.We went outside and she ran a 40 meter dash in 4 seconds.So I’m rubbing aw...y at this old lamp when WHOOOSH a genie appears as they do; true to form he says “What is your wish?”So after about 2 seconds thought I say “I’d like a new Ferrari please”“Sorry,” says the genie. “no can do - I’m the Lambourne genie”Captain Nemo’s submarine ‘Nautilus’ has finally been disarmed.It is now called the ‘Naughtyless’A Vicar was asked to. As we got to know each other, the counselor started to come on to me. He complimented me on my breasts and he said that there were so beautiful. He locked his door so no one would barge in. He started to go behind my chair and started to massage my shoulders then proceeded to be breasts. At first I was so scared, but I really enjoyed his strong hands caressing my tits. He said to me, “Contessa your grades are not up to snuff. The University is now being very selective about giving seats. Hardly a kiss at all but it was my first with a man. “Ok?” I said quietly.“More.” He replied.In moments we were kissing like lovers. Tongues entwined. I broke away and said “On your stomach.” He smiled and positioned himself with knees on the floor and chest flat on the bed. He had presented his arse for me. It was so pretty I moved back to take the beauty of it in. I took my clothes off as Harrison maintained his position, face down, waiting for my tongue. I had always been clothed when. I was checking them out too. Ann was the first to speak. “Hi, I am Ann, nice to meet you. Are you single?” I replied, “Yes I am. It is nice to finally meet you. Nora has spoken of you often.” Ann smiled and said, “Oh, you are single. So when are we going out on a date?” I replied, “I’m sorry but I am spoken for.” Ann spoke disappointedly, “Oh really you’re taken? Are you sure I can’t change your mind?” “Ann quit flirting with my man! She is such a big flirt but harmless.” “Hello, you.