Nominee No. 2 (Kalamazoo Gazette):James Burns, 34, a mechanic from Alamo MI, was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police describe as a ...��farm-type truck.” Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could ascertain the source of a troubling noise. Burns’ clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns “wrapped in the drive shaft”.Nominee No. 3 (Hickory Daily Record):Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself. If he didn't you stood no chance!" I am glad I have black trousers on." Well you could always take them off." She put her hand to her mouth looking horrified."Oh I'm sorry David, there's me with my weird sense of humour again." Ann, don't change. I don't have a problem with your humour, I have much the same myself. And I do understand when you are being funny, and when you are being serious ... well, most of the time." I added with a grin. Ann put my coffee within easy reach then sat down.. Look at him.” She grabbed his whorish face and turned it toward the tentacled man, “He is a beautiful creature, one of a kind. Not a generic nobody like you. Do you know how we repay disrespect here?” Candi stammers out a timid, “No.”“Sharon, if you please.”Sharon came forward with a familiar black ball and a clear tube. She held the tube in front of Candi’s painted lips, “Open.” Candi did so and Sharon fed the tube to the back of his throat. “Swallow,” Countess demanded as she stroked the. "I'm so sorry. Tony told me what he did to you. I told you it wasgoing to be dangerous and not to get me involved," Michelle held Candiat arms length.Candi started to sob again and Michelle pulled her close."I'm sorry Michelle. I had to come up with some excuse; John Bensteadtold Tony that I was a whore," Candi sobbed into Michelle's shoulder."Well I hate to say it but that might have been the smarter hand toplay. Unfortunately for you the outcome at the warehouse was alwaysgoing to be what.