A load to swallow. Shit, what was I going to tell Tasha? That I was just going for a morning milkshake? Then I came up with a plan. I quickly changed ...nto a pair of jogging shorts and a t-shirt and opened the bathroom door and said, "Just going for a morning jog." She called back, "Okay, I need to go back to the dorm. Meet up later today?" "Definitely," I agreed, happy my lie was going to work. "Love you," she said. "Love you too," I replied, which I meant... even if I was leaving her hot body. Wait for itIt’s coming... The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?      ‘You’re just the first man who happened to catch my eye.’(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)This one is compliments of J & BWhat deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.” The. Deal. You may do the same.” “Thanks.” “Did you enjoy your evening?” Gary asked. “No.” “Oh?” “I slept through most of it. I wanted to come here but I was stupid and smoked some of a joint I found. I fell asleep almost immediately.” “LOL.” “Yeah, very funny.” “I didn’t figure you for a druggie.” “I’m so not.” “Well, I’m glad you made it. I’ve been waiting for you.” Elaine blushed harder. Thoughts swirled and typing suddenly became difficult. “Why?” she. "What the hell?!" Snapped an ornery voice. "Damn kids! What the hell youbeen doin' in here?!"Tyler squinted at the figure, outlined by the light of the outsidehallway, his frantic mind forcing him to clumsily yank on the panties.He'd rather hide the fact that he had a pussy than worry about lookinglike a cross-dresser. Who knew what they would think if they saw hisfeminine sex?"I?I fell asleep," Tyler stammered lamely, realizing he was speaking toan older gentleman, probably the night janitor.