“Remember, you told me that you wore a dress a few times before we were married?”, she asked. “Yes, but I said it was only in passing”, I repl...ed to her. “I know how you explained it”, and then she went on. “I never gave it much thought, until a couple of years ago. You were called out of town, sort of the spur of the moment. Well, After you left, I decided to vacuum, and guess what I found?” “Ok, I’ll bite”, I said. She got up and started walking and talking. “As I was vacuuming, I was. "Some are bigger, some are smaller." I'd been doing some research on the Internet. "I guess I'm about average, from what I've found out." What does it feel like?" You can touch it, if you want," I offered."NO! I mean, what does it feel like to - have that thing hanging down there?"I looked down. "It's not exactly hanging, right now," I pointed out."Uh - no, but I mean, when you're standing up."I pondered this. "I don't know. It's just sort of there. How aware of you of, say, your nose? Anyway,. "The temperature on the balcony was going up, in more ways than one. When we started eating the open sandwiches, I took of my coat and loosened my tie. A little later I even rolled up my sleeves. We had a cold beer and snaps with the sandwiches, and while we were eating Henny flashed me a glimpse of her stocking clad thighs. I felt sure that she did this on purpose. When she got up from her chair to put away the plates, she flashed me very openly once more, and I thought it was time to comment. She looked up and I saw a little blood trickling from her mouth before she locked lips with me. Things were getting even weirder, and I loved it! We were clawing each others’ backs like cats gripping for purchase as they fell down a silk curtain. I nibbled at her breasts, not gently, but not so hard that they were bleeding. My hands slipped down to her lovely little tush, and I slapped it hard, but not as hard as before, and I heard her purr a little before she bit down on my earlobe. I tapped.