I mean for the love of- Orochimaru's a fucking genius! He's on a similar level to the fucking Fourth Hokage! He's a verified sword master. He knows mo...e ninjutsu techniques than most shinobi ever get to even witness! Sasuke, the angst ridden gay emo gets THAT guy and you're stuck with the guy who's biggest claim to fame is that he trained the Fourth? Is there anyway you could have come up with an even worse deal?!"Shut the fuck up and leave me alone!" Naruto roared angrily.Jiraiya, who had been. I lent him a million or so but it was done with lawyers and contracts. (Remember he was the one to insist on the prenuptial.)So one day Sue asked, "Can you take princess to the groomers on Friday?" What?!?" I exclaimed in disbelief, "You won't even let me feed the dog." I know honey" said Sue "but I am helping set up for my grandma's birthday. She is ninety you know, and the groomers are across town from the club, but are mostly on your way to work"Long story short, I took the dog, I got a blow. The leopard gave the stick in his hands another full turn. The spaniel's breathing noises became louder and irregular. Now... Yes... use one slave to hurry things for the other. "Hey, Brian, you want to help Kim along?" "Master?" The leopard pursed his lips and made sucking noises. "May I," asked the fox, "Really?" Damien nodded. Brian crouched down again, wrapping one paw around the dog's cock and starting to work it with his lips and tongue. In less than a minute Kimball's eyes were slitted. He muttered, “She should have known that we were out of milk last night. Now I’m going to be late for work.”Sean paid for his coffee and stepped out of line. He examined the cup and said, “I bet this stuff is more expensive than gasoline.”“It is,” Sam said taking the gallon of milk from the man to scan it.“I hope it tastes good,” Sean said.“That will be four seventy-nine,” Sam said after ringing up the gallon of milk.“I never realized that milk is more expensive than gasoline,” the customer.