The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”...hese are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3.. Maine uske galo par halka sa chumban liya. Wo halka sa muskurayi aur sharmayi bhi. Ab maine apni baahein khol kar usse apne seene se laga liya wo bhi mere pyaar ke nashe me madhosh si hokar mere seene se sir laga kar meri baahon me simat si gayi. Hum kuch der tak aise hi baithe rahe. Phir maine uski gardan par kiss karna shuru kiya, is se uski saansein garam hone lagi. Ab uski saanson ki garmi mere chehre pe mehsoos hone lagi thi. Maine uske chehre ko apne haatho me pakda aur dheere se apnee. It was really a smashed down meatball with a little tomato sauce with chilies. The new sandwich was called the Porter Burger, I swear I almost cried. "Damn Brit thanks," I said."Nothing special we needed something light in the ass for you little farts. Tomas's daughter started making Mexican meatballs, so I figured what the hell." Then he did something totally out of character he leaned over the bar and kissed me. "Come back at nine for the party," he said then went to clean the glasses.Tomas's. "Not that they really matter at all, since I have you." You feel your heart melt again, and you want to open the door, rush into the cell, and just hold on to her with all your might. But the cameras are on you here, and it will be breakfast time soon anyway, when you lead all of the prisoners to the lunchroom, and there are any number of other things you have to take care of before then. "I missed you," you admit. "I'm hoping we can talk later, but I don't want to get either of us in trouble.