Bye, Josephine." Mmhmmmm..." It was pure vanity that led me to believe I was responsible for the dreamy smile she had on her face as I closed her lock...d apartment door behind me.Striding into the night, I was thinking I needed to be at arms length from these people, at least until I found out what the hell was going on. And Chantelle had some explaining to do. I wasn't too happy about being involved in all this without any background. It was getting colder and somehow it suited my mood. It was. I guess you figured it out anyway - the damned Auto-Correct changed ‘wi-fi’ to ‘wife.’ Technology, hey?Regards, RichardThese are compliments of smokeyjoeDuring an interview on the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), a former WW2 German fighter ace Adolf Galland was asked if he could relate his most intense air battle.“Vell I was flying along in mine Messerschmitt Bf 109 at about 10,000 metres”.The interviewer interrupted him by explaining to the viewing audience, “The Messerschmitt was a. I don't suppose you would tell me what I did to deserve such treatment? So I can be sure to do it again every chance I get." As I was speaking I had walked behind her chair. I bent down quickly and blew a sloppy wet raspberry on her neck just below her right ear, then pulled out the chair next to her and sat down."Oooh yuck! Mom! Jimmy's giving me cooties!" Mom just rolled her eyes and did a masterful job of ignoring the whole exchange.Eggs, toast and juice magically appeared before us,. What happens if she agrees?" I shrugged and smiled. "Oh, god. Here she comes."Indeed, the waitress was coming over to the table, in her hand was the bill. She looked nervous, as before, but somehow resigned. She whispered to me across the table, ignoring Chris. "I'll do it. Four months wages?" I nodded yes. Then I told her to meet us at the hotel a few blocks away in an hour. She left us.Chris was silent. What can be said? She could have said no, in fact after her outburst I thought she might,.