Then she stuck her other finger up my butthole and the two fingers touched. I screamed with pleasure, and then the bus driver killed herself by auto e...otic asphyxiation. But luckily we were already at school. I hopped off the bus, looking like an eager mcbeaver cause I couldnt wait for PE. I loved PE for only one reason. I love jogging. Anyways, I got to PE and started my jog around the track, completely forgetting that my still soft penis was just jiggling around. All of a sudden, a bird. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them. Donna looked at her, then at me, then said “Come inside the house” as we all walked inside Donna went upstairs and said “Come on then” as we followed her.As we all sat on the bed Donna said to Ali “What did you do then” as Ali told her I could see Donna’s eyes open wider, Donna leaned forward and brushed her lips across Ali’s, she looked shocked. Ali put her hand behind Donna’s head as both girls started to snog, I was watching. Then Donna felt Ali’s tits, then took off her top over her head,. But, these times … alone quietly with you … these are wonderful, too.” His other arm came around me, that hand stroking my exposed arm, his mouth planting a kiss on the top of my head. “Thank you for giving me both experiences.”I woke to an otherwise empty bed. Through the open curtains and balcony door, I heard activity outside. I checked the bedside clock and found it to be 9:07. Chris was anxious to be out early. I was anxious and surprised I slept so late. I had never experienced anything.