While I showered and changed into a new pair of jeans and a t-shirt Linda cooked up a delicious steak dinner for us. we went through 2 bottles of red ...ine with dinner and were both pretty buzzed. I helped her with the dishes, copping an occasional feel. Around 7pm we settled down on the couch, Linda opened another bottle of wine and I will never forget the movie that we watched, she put on the Birdcage, with Robin Williams. I remember that the movie was better than I thought it would be and we. When the laundry came back there was another note attached ‘use more paper on arse’.I asked my Kiwi mate how many sexual partners he’d had, he started counting and then drifted off to sleep.A bloke’s son fell asleep at a party, so for a laugh they decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face? His wife went fucking mental when she looked in his cot!A man goes into the local corner deli. When the clerk, a very buxom young girl, asks if she can get him anything, he leans over and. No, I was told often enough in high school what I was: the word begins with "p" and it isn't "pretty."When I was a little girl, I used to dream about being married and having a family but those dreams died years ago. Most boys don't even bother taking a second glance at me, and the few that do, don't have marriage on their minds. I was a "good girl" in high school. I didn't "put out" just to be "popular," I guess because I was so afraid I'd get pregnant. I wanted my babies to have a daddy who. " You're a teen ... boredom is a natural condition." Can I come visit?" Hello, Vee. Give up the watch. We have decided you don't need it. You're bored. Maybe life without it would help," said the Six."Maybe you need to help us," said Seven."Help you? What can I do?" I'm fifteen." Your ancestors have changed the world but not enough. They've only added ten years to the time of man ... instead of the end of the world as you know it in 2200 the antics of your progenitors have stretched the.