He vowed to overcome thecompulsion on his own. One day a few weekslater, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wifecould see at once that something was...seriouslywrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Doyou remember that I told you how I had thistremendous urge to put my penis into the pickleslicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "MyGod, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No,Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickleslicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."# 4 A man was visiting his wife. "You were supposed to be back by 9:00! If mom and dad were here, you'd be grounded for a month!" she screamed."Well they ain't here, so lighten up chickie," he said as lightly as he could.She grabbed him by the arm and twisted it up behind his back and pushed him to the floor. She was still bigger than he was and managed to subdue him easily as she pushed him to the floor face down while he kicked ineffectually. "Now you listen up Jay. No more crap. You both take your shower now then go. His moustache felt strange against my face as he shoved his tongue inside my mouth, effectively muffling my protests. I tried to kick and hit him but all my efforts were in vain for he was way too strong. Trey subsequently picked me up as if I was a c***d and sat me down on the countertop. He appeared to have a specific plan in mind as he went to work on my body. Trey forced my legs apart and began rubbing his groin against mine. I gasped as I felt the sheer weigh and volume of his meat against. A woman who throws a tantrum and throws things around, has lost it. The man and woman should keep calm, sit down and talk it over, just like my ex and I did. If they can't resolve the problem then walk away, no need for yelling and shouting that gets you anywhere, except a headache." Heaven's abide, you are a real cool one, but I see your point."As I left I could see her hesitate about kissing me goodbye but I put out my hand and thanked her when she shook my hand."Can you come round tomorrow.