Was it a dress?” “No, a Porsche!”A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis. A young nurse says “Why...are you doing that?” He replies “It died today”. “Oh that’s terrible!” the nurse replied. The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again. The same nurse says “I thought it died yesterday”. The man replies “It did. Today is the viewing”A couple was going to bed when the husband asked the wife to make love. She replied “Oh, I can’t.. "Yes lots!" Mike squeaked embarrassed and excited at the same time. "ButI can't think straight just now Robert." Fair enough," Robert said with a laugh, over the sound of his keyboardclicking before he added, "What are you going to tell your house mates?" I've already told them that I have a short notice job offer which meansmight I have to move straight away," Mike said feeling like his cock wasgoing to explode."Perfect. I'll give you my businesses London PO box to divert you mail.You'll need. Dekhi maa comode saya ta tule bose royeche, r maa r forsha dui thai er majhkhane ghono kalo bale vora gudta dekha jache r oi guder chidro diye tibro bege pechhab porche. Guder futota faak hoye royeche. Pray 5 min dhore pechhab korlo. Kintu pechhab korar poro jakhon uthlo na bujhlam paykhana korbe. Kichukhon por dekhlam je maa er pod er futota dhire dhire faak hoye gelo abong pookkk! Kore ekta awyaj hoye ekgada gu beriye ese comoder jale sosobde porlo. Er kichhukhon por vossss! Kore ekta eoyaj. Pam tied them at the wrist and then secured them to the top of the bed stretchingme diagonally across the large four poster.She walked over and removed something from the bottomdraw, came over and climbed on the bed."I am going to be fucked by your tongue and if I amnot pleased with your effort I will whack the tops of your legs. Pam sat facingmy feet straddling my face her arse inches from mouth."put your tongue out and lick my arse"I licked her arse and was rewarded with a slap acrosseach.