I decided to press a little and asked, “Do you mind if I spread your coochie a little to wipe you a better?”When she responded, “Er ... yes okay...” I used my the index and little fingers of my left hand to press lightly on her lips and spread her vagina wide. It allowed me to peer inside a short distance, giving me the opportunity to view her hymen. There was still a vestige ringing her entrance, but it was ragged and frayed. I surmised that sometime in the past had already probed and violated. “Eleven fifty-two!” said an excited nurse.“Just made it,” said the grinning doctor. “Congratulations on having the first baby born on New Year’s Day in Granger in I don’t know how long.” The singularly identifiable noise of a crying baby filled the room.“Is she all right?” asked Erica anxiously, forgetting Will and everything else. “Where is she?”“The baby is fine,” said the doctor. “Though there is one tiny problem.”“What?” asked Erica, trying to sit up.“She has something between her legs that. I looked at them as a saleslady, a woman in her late 40s, black hair, clearly dyed, and hazel eyes, walked over. I asked her, "Any advice on what kind of double ended dildo one should buy?"Gwen dropped the toy when she realized someone else saw her with it.The woman, clearly not fazed by such a question, answered, in a clearly British accent, "Well it depends on what you want. Our most popular, for women of experience, is our 7 inch long and a solid one inch thick double dong." She reached up. Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit)Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house.Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.Beer drunk ShitThis happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shit also.