If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape. It i... strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6. The glass in windows (even. "You knew that! Didn't you, Dad?" she said after telling me. "You caught Mom with one of them, didn't you?"I told her that I did know but anything else she could ask her mom. She said her mom would hardly speak to her or Bryan. It always ended up in an argument about Linda ruining it for our family. She did say Mom would go in her room and cry a lot.My lawyer had all our joint accounts frozen. Neither of us could access them. I had a credit card of my own that I was able to use. I was sure. Have a great weekend."After the best weekend of her life, it was Monday morning, and Jenny was excited to get to school. Kids and teachers who never noticed her before were congratulating her, and a few even asked for her autograph. She was in seventh heaven and now a BGOC (Big Girl On Campus). Her last class of the day was with Mr. Bell. He stopped her as she came in and told her the school paper wanted to interview both of them right after class if that was okay."Wow, Mr. Bell, that. He had been having one of those dreams about his mother again. Then, he heard a little moan and felt his mother's buttocks pressing back at him. As usual, his penis was stiff between them. "Mom, are you awake?" he whispered. Then he felt her head moving affirmatively up and down. He was shocked when she brought his hand to her naked breast. In reflex, he squeezed and his mother sighed and pressed back into his groin. "Oh God," he moaned and responded by bringing his lips to her neck and kissing.