Nothing really came of our games, it was just stupid little kids being curious. anyway our story doesnt pick up until a while later,when ross and i ar... both 13. when ross came to sleep over. My mum and dad were out of the house and me and ross were up in my room sitting talking about the movie we were watching which was american pie."this movie is brilliant its so funny, you feel so sorry for jim the way he always gets caught, you'd think he'd just go into the bathroom to jerk off" i said"yeah". The following are totally offensive and tasteless humor. Caution is advised.1. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.2. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Rick woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.3. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.4. "IT'S A BOY" I shouted, "A. Let me see now, she muttered under her breath, 115, 121, 127, ahhhhhhh, here we are, 133! She parked her car in a under the shade of a large oak tree, and after checking to make sure that she had everything in her black attache case she headed up the front walk to the large colonial house that stood proudly amongst the large stand of trees surrounding the property. She checked one last time the name on the order form and rang the bell and waited. A few moments later a pretty red haired pregnant. This was the most enticing sight she had ever seen, and it was sending the juices of her insatiable passion raging out of control. She had already been hot and ready on this night, wanting Tony anyway, and now, witnessing what he was, she was half out of her mind with churning, delicious desire.Oh God, she wanted a cock inside her, that's what she wanted! But she couldn't have that, not tonight, probably never, but she could have Tony's; she knew the effect she had on him, the powers of her.