. “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and o...t times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of. I just needed to run it past a couple of people first.And the first of those people was Will. I sent him a text as I left Vicky’s to ask if he was free to talk that afternoon and although I certainly hadn’t been angling for it, I wasn’t surprised when he not only said yes but invited me over for Sunday Lunch beforehand too.After lunch—it was nice to have homemade Sunday Lunch for once instead of yet another pub carvery—I pitched my idea to Will and was not surprised that he agreed it was a good. " Mom gave Dad a cutsie look and pushed her bottom lip out."Alright, I'll think about it just don't keep at me about it." said Dad.We duely got three tickets but inside I felt Dad was going to wash out. Sure enough a few days before the show he threw up some work problems that needed his attention.The concert was not in our town, it seems a football game was on at our stadium, so we were going to have to drive about 3 hours to a nearby town for the show. Now that Dad had pulled out he was now. Catch them on the hop he said.’ She smiled feeling pleased for him. Perhaps now he might feel less threatened by her position. If only he wasn’t leaving so soon, she needed him in bed. The curious thing was she no longer felt the urgency so maybe she was getting used to being neglected. A grass widow her friends called it yet he had never had time even for golf. As a dutiful wife she packed his bags and drove him to the airport. They hugged but it was obvious he was more interested in meeting.