Well what I found out is that she loved to fuck and suck cock more than I ever knew, My 52 year old wife who claims she only had 3 lovers in her life ...as turning into a whore. She only had hook ups when I was with her. I would jerk off at times other times just watch. If I fucked her later that day her pussy was always wet and it was a better fuck for both of us. those were the days. Wish I could go back. Hell it was only 1 year ago. Then she went drinking with her work friend, Jen. As my wife. ”“Fuck you.”“Ah ... did the truth hurt the big bad little-dicked football player?”“Keep fucking talking and I’ll kick your ass.”It was at this point that Jenn decided to join the conversation.“Let’s go Dan. You can’t reason with these kinds of people.”Well, that settled it. I wasn’t going to be a complete dick but that last remark threw all my intentions out the window. Guess you can’t be the nice guy.“Well, I don’t know what “kinds of people” you’re referring to, but I’d rather be one of those. This quest started years ago when I first put a clothespin on my penis. And today was going to be the day that I'd finally meet my fantasy girl. With the 7,000 clothespins up on the lines the wind was howling. Now I just needed to put 10 clothespins on my penis and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and WAIT! After waiting for 7 hours I was about take down all the clothespins when I heard a voice say how did you get those 10 clothespins on your dick. As I turned my head to reply. Disappointed, but still just as determined, I upped the ante again and again, plotting out strategies to seduce you. God, I wanted you so bad. I inched my skirt up a bit higher. 'Accidentally' lost the top button of my blouse. 'Forgot' an umbrella, while wearing a white shirt and no bra, the day of a torrential downpour. Oops!But, all was to no avail. You were indifferent to my advances. On occasion, I thought I noticed a growing bulge in your pants, but quickly dismissed this as wishful.