What’s the secret?” Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti...depression pill you need a proper prescription ... Simply showing marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not enough!For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?? A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single. Livvie, on the other hand, was rather thin and tall, and had an overall sense of supreme gawkiness about her. This is not to say that she was a beanpole, but she was even taller and slimmer than my good friend Siobhan, who while shapely enough for James’ liking, was still the tallest and slimmest woman in the household.I asked James about the girl shortly before we traveled to New York at Christmas time, right after she had managed to spill an entire pot of coffee over the dining room table.. It was a rather odd one, a picture of what appeared to be a guy at first, but after careful examination turned out to be a girl. It wasn't her normal area, and had nothing to do with telling a story- which was bizarre, because she mostly did comics. She looked tall in the picture, with blonde hair done in a mullet, wearing jeans and a jean jacket. Pure 80's.It turned out it was a gift art for a like-minded artist ... which was even more bizarre. InuKoneko almost never did gift art. I followed. I know that from watching all the people having fun out here from my balcony for the last two years and wishing I could be like them. But for some strange reason no one seems to be in a hurry to leave tonight!I think that Kat and I would both have happily remained in our chairs until Gregg decided that it's time to return to our apartment. We're both excited to be out here on display this way. It's a hell of a turn on. But getting up, moving around and getting wet is still a scary step. Gregg.