"We should probably tell him the rest," he said to his wife."There's more?" I asked. My voice cracked a little.He was still looking at her. She nodded...fractionally, but frowned a little.He sat down. Around something crunchy, he spoke calmly."We allow each other one affair per year." One affair per year." I sounded like some deep-voiced parrot.Lisa looked nervous. "Yes. Once each year each of us can choose another sexual partner. It's more complicated than that, but basically that's it."Nope,. ? I leaned in, looking all professional. ?Let me get this straight. When you and your fellow co-star Rupert are taking a piss, say in a public loo, you turn and have a look at his teenage dick?? ?Ah?sometimes. I have. Yes, Sir. I don’t know why.? ?And do you look at the pissing pricks of other men in urinals?? He nodded silently again, unable to articulate. ?Have you seen Rupert’s red prick hair and his balls as well?? He nodded. ?How big is Rupert’s teenage dick?? . "Hey bro. Hope you saved that paper onto a disk." She smirked."I didn't." Jack frowned and made himself a bowl of cereal. As he poured milk over the sugar frosted crap, Carly put her bowl in the sink and turned toward him. She smiled sweetly and put her hands behind her head. She stretched, thrusting her chest out."That wasn't very smart Jack. I thought you were the smart one. Remember that little prank you pulled on me a few days ago?" Carly licked her lips. "You know, the whole video recorder. It was also becoming a problem, as his grades were always on theborderline ? his interest to politics was practically inexistent ? andhis constant need to get new cards and games was driving a whole in hisbank account. Having lost his job as a shipper at UPS was also a problemhe had to cope with.After fifteen minutes of walking, he found himself near the parking ofan old shopping centre. Of what he remembered, there was only a HomeHardware left in the entire block.He was actually quite.