The school district holds their annual holiday party at a large hotel/convention center and rents a ballroom. Most attendees rent a room and bring coo...ers for after the hotel bar closes. The night of the party my wife was dressed in her usual conservative outfit but still looked very sexy. The party was a great time with most people being over served. The teacher that tended to stare at my wife was very buzzed and spent a good deal of time chatting with us. The hotel bar shuts down at 11 and. Things just kept getting worse. My friends were cursing at me andflipping the bird. People slammed me against the lockers, like I wassome sort of dork. At lunch John Hartman tripped me, and I fell on topof my lunch (spaghetti).After lunch was gym. I was the laughing stock of the school as I changedinto my jock. They were calling me a trader, numb nutz, and the hairlesswonder. The coach made us play skins and shirts. I don't have to tellyou what I was. In the shower the teasing only got worse.. "Good enough for you, Aiden?" Shawna called out, laughing out loud. Aiden gave a quick nod."What was that about?" Elspeth asked, wiping tears from her eyes still."Aiden was worried that Marcus wasn't as happy as the rest of us. Wondered what was going on." We know you're happy for us," Elspeth assured him, with a pat on the knee."I am. Really. I just... the whole jumping and squealing and... thing. Not me." That's fine."He looked up to find the rest of the group had moved to the pavement when a. .. everything a Minuteman missile needs to say, "Mom, I'm home."The SAC planted a bunch of them; enough of them so if Montana were to secede from the union and kept the nukes ... fourth largest nuclear power.I got a ringside seat to the airshow. The bars blocked very little of the view.What?Of course I was arrested!Lewistown, Montana has a SAC Interception Radar Base in the Judith Mountains. Big fucker! Geodesic dome with the antenna and a barracks for military personnel. Plus ... down at the.