“Please take this and have dinner on me,” you tell him, in obedience to your wife’s humiliating instruction. As your wife makes an entrance in ...ll her finery you see his excitement and surprise at how she looks. You watch how she goes over to him and kisses him fully on the lips. It’s not a long one; not even a passionate one but her lips met his. You know that it was a kiss that says: “I am yours for the night.” The taxi arrives and as they walk past you hand in hand she kisses you on the. Thodi sawali hai but face cut achha hai.,..Thodi mazakiya type bhi hai…Mera to unka ghar me aana jana rehta tha aur bhabhi ko kuch magana ho to vo mujhe bolti thi.Mujhe pdhai related koi bhi que. Hota me unse puchta tha.Vojhse masti bhut karti thi. Vo masti masti me khti kas tum pehle mile hote to me tumse sadi karti.Kbhi bolti mujhese sadi abhi karlo kah kar nauty smile deti thi..Par me bhabhi ko buri nazar se kbhi nhi dekha but ek din 1:30 p. M ko main unke ghar gya to koi nhi tha darvaja. Never deliberately putting him down but little things like trying to avoid sex altogether with him for lately he had never managed to give her an orgasm; in fact if truth be known it was over seventeen years ago he had come home with a hard on and for whatever reason caused it he had not managed to excite himself enough to cum in his usual speedy way so he had fucked her for three quarters of an hour and she actually came, without faking it. For if they gave Oscars for faked orgasms Stella. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the floor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?They’re both fun to ride.