He decided instead that he was going to go over now and stand guard."All right, Tina. Eight tomorrow morning." Thanks, Christopher."He threw together ...n omelette, made a thermos flask of coffee and grabbed the duvet off the spare bed. He was out of the house in less than twenty minutes and parked outside Tina's flat twenty minutes later. All was quiet. The curtains were drawn over the ground floor front window but the light was on in the room behind it. Christopher settled down to his vigil. As. Talked to me about her day. She was the most incredibly nice person I'd met and positively glowed. And then the most amazing thing happened.She said she wanted to go for a swim in the pool! This obviously meant a bikini and a bikini bottom, considering that she was the sexiest, most well endowed teenage girl ever in just a blouse and skirt, this was going to be incredible. She was great. Light brown hair, perfectly curvy body. Model curvy.She motioned me and her brother to go in, and boy did. ’‘That’s cool’ said the lady, ‘What does the Entrance Exam consist of?’‘Just three questions’ said St Peter.‘Which are?’ asked the lady.‘The first,’ said St Peter, ‘is, which two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?The second is ‘How many seconds are there in a year’?The third is ‘What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?’‘Now,’ said St Peter, ‘Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.’So the lady went. She hadno fears of speaking to a crowd, due to her preaching, but was a bitunsure how it would be received.The event started with a smudging ceremony, where an elder took asmoldering rope of sweet grass, and used an eagle feather to directthe smoke towards all the people, including the Winslows. This wasfollowed by four men, two beating drums, and two singing in thetraditional language. The singers shook rattles made of deer bones andantlers.Then Helen spoke for over a half hour, and quickly.