It was just near where I worked and I saw here reach into the cupboard take something from the pocket of her coat and hide it in hand before going out...to the ladies lavatory. I'd seen her do it before a number of times and couldn't work out what it was all about. I just knew it was something to do with women, and lavatories! The funny thing was she never brought it back - she would just sort of bustle back, go straight to the wash basin and make a big do of washing hands. I couldn't figure it. But when they come home, he wants her to cook, too. Uh oh ... Maybe they get past that. She gets pregnant -- and again, everything is rosy, because guys find pregnant chicks to be incredibly sexy. The reason is simple -- he can point to her belly and say, 'I'm a man -- I did my job, see?' But after the birth, we again have problems. You see, the woman is more than likely to see that some of her major goals in the relationship have been met at that point, and the priority is now on motherhood.. "Fuck." Was all he said and left.He stumbled into Susie, the pretty student who had inspired his libido originally. She was an innocent dish, tall with long, straight brown hair, curves that would fit an Italian sports car, and a smile to turn frowns into robins."Chuck!" Oh, hi Susie. You take this math class?" Yeah, and I'm late." She wanted to nudge past him.Chuck blocked her and looked down her buttoned shirt."You're just a freshman." I like math." I've got something you'd like better.". They were now using lances, and we did not know of anyone else having such advanced weaponry.We sent out an envoy to the invaders asking their intentions, but we got the expected answer without a single word being exchanged! Our envoy was driven off with a flight of arrows as soon as he got close enough to be recognized, so, as instructed, he headed for home without taking any silly risks. Well, our expectations were verified, and we did our final preparations for a siege.Homer and I had spent.