The surplus we dumped by the old site of the van.We then drove back to the wood and brought a load of the timber we had cut the previous day to the le...gths that Northhelm wanted and returned to the village. While Northhelm was using the adze and axe, trimming the posts to his requirement, I started splitting the logs.When we had cut up the oak I had cut lengths of sufficient length that with the aid of the axe had shaped about two-dozen wedges. These were to be used to split the pine logs.Once. "I do as she says and I start to feel pee going in my diaper as I pushharder to pee more. I start pushing harder thinking I am going to peemore and I feel myself start to poop. I turn and look into Karen's eyesand I can't stop peeing or pooping as I feel my diaper getting soaked andfilling up with poop." No I can't stop going." I see a weird look on hisface as if he cannot control his bladder as he stares at me. He is in themiddle of going poop and pee as I grab his hand."Okay stand up straight. She was still a student then - the ticket had cost nearly a month's allowance but they had diligently saved and not even the fact that a Parisian artist who was drawing their portrait on the banks of the Seine making them run late for the start of the performance could ruin the experience. Rose didn't stand there long because a gust of wind blew her designer umbrella (a gift from a colleague at the bank) inside out, breaking one of the hinges. The rain started to pour down causing her mascara. I just find it disrespectful. It's even worse when they don't talk to her, instead telling me in her presence how lovely she is, and how lucky I am. Sometimes I wonder if they think it unbelievable that we're married, as she is so beautiful, and I am, by any reckoning, a pretty average looking fellow. All in all then, I do prefer men to simply look at my wife and enjoy the sight and hopefully say nothing to either of us.As the kid in front of me continued to watch, I began to remember what I.