He had a slight problem communicating with the salesman in the phone store, who found it had to grasp that Sam was less interested in apps and fancy f...atures than in range and battery life. It took explaining that he’d be working in the outback to get what he wanted. He phoned Sydney on an Apple, a Motorola and a Samsung (having warned his father on the first call) and settled on the Samsung. He also paid for three months on a plan that he didn’t quite comprehend, though it covered the. " It wasn't your fault Mom." Don't be ridiculous. I'm the adult here. Or at least I'm supposed to be." Please! Let me explain." Once I knew that my mom wasn't going to kill me right off, I had to get it off my chest.My mom's puzzled look turned to interest soon after I started my story. Heck! She actually smiled a couple of times. About half way through my narrative she grabbed paper, pen and a tape recorder and had me start over. I obviously had piqued her scientific curiosity. Mom started. Or ye meri is site me 2 story hai.me muslim hu cut lund he mera jo bhi bhabhi ya ladki mera lund kekhe to zarur mouth me le le aisa pink colour ka he, Hua yesha ki mere bahot sare dost hai un me she 1 mayur name ka jo dost tha ush ki shadi thi. Mera achha dost hone ke nate ushne aap ni shadi me pahele aane ko kaha tha.( hum jaha rahte hai waha unke father job karte hai iss liye wo yaha rahte the par shadi aapne gau me rakhhi thi.) Me dost ke ghar shadi se 1 din pahele pahoch gaya fir bhi mayur. Really... I said, "Ben, she's so half drunk already it'll be kinda hot!! You'd be doing her a favor, Honey!" He said "lets just take her home and see what happens". Once at her place, the 3 of us went inside and she collapsed on her couch with much drama. "Fuck I am drunk" (it was 4pm) I said "if you KNOW you're drunk, you're probably not THAT drunk yet Diva". She said that's true... let's have a drink! Grabbing us a beer, she invited us to sit. Making small talk, I suddenly said, "Diva, you.