Does ‘nuttier than a fruit cake’ make more sense?LnettnayFrom RedditA detachment of US Marines are conducting jungle warfare training in the Congo... and one night around the campfire, the Congolese troops they’re training with, tell the Marines the tale of a cave in the middle of the jungle, filled with golden treasure but guarded by a fearsome monster.According to the local soldiers, the cave is filled with the treasures of an ancient African king, but a sorcerer used his arcane powers to. I suspect that you have more experience sexually than that. I don’t want you to become frustrated with me. You know I’m a virgin. I always wanted to come to my marriage as a virgin. That’s not as important now as it once was.”“Stop. Agnes, I love you and respect you. I don’t want to push you or me. Yes, I’m experienced. My last girl left me because she wanted to travel and screw in every state in the Union. She taught me a lot about a woman’s body though we didn’t love each other. It was lust.. Her mind seemed empty of emotion as she started to drive home. Her self-esteem was now nonexistent, and she felt this need for a more humiliating punishment.She happened to stop at a red light at North Front Street, noticed the Go Go strip club to her right, and was surprised it was still open. “Why not ... North Dakota,” she chuckled. “Now my puns are getting just as bad as Dan’s. What better place to find horny men looking for a stray fuck than at strip club? I’ll leave with any man that. “You want the A30 road for London,” I reminded them as Dan pulled the dinghy up on it halyard so they could climb aboard.We was decent about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the cash, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.Least old Dan did. Forty odd on em climbed in dinghy designed for ten and off they went into the dark. Which left half a dozen girls, we told they iffen they stuck swimsuits on we could sneak they ashore at Mousehole a couple at a time as plod would be.