I fell onto the stairs and sat there for what felt to be hours when I heard my phone ring. I ran to my room but hesitant to grab it was Ashley I did n...t want to pick up but I knew I had to.“What the hell Aaron where is Samantha.”“Umm… I… do not know she left my house like a few hours ago… I think.”“What the fuck do you mean you don’t know, she not home and jack has been calling her since forever, you better go and find her know.” “Okay I’m leaving right now I call you if I find her.” I gotten. “Wow, what a ride. I would have never thought that an enema could be so exciting.” She was smiling at me. Then she saw the refilled bag on the stand, “More?” “Well, we want to make sure that you are completely cleaned out.” As she got back on the bed, she noticed the colon tube and held it up inquisitively, “OMG, what is this?” “Relax, honey. It is called a colon tube. It is going up into your colon to clean you all the way out. I use it a lot, after an initial enema to really feel clean.” . "Oh!" she chirped. "It's not what you think." What the heck is it then?" he asked, confused.While her embarrassment level was very low with this man, was almost non-existent, it wasn't completely null and void. She blushed."I was being silly. I just didn't want you to come out of me." Are you trying to get pregnant?" he asked, odd and foreign emotions flickering through his brain."No!" she yipped. "Not at all. My period ended three days ago. I just loved having you in me, that's all." Wow," he. Then my company got bought out by a foreign outfit, and we all found ourselves on a three-week unexpected paid vacation while they "reviewed options for local personnel". I wasn't too worried, since good database administrators with web experience are hard to come by. Still, I now found myself at loose ends at 8 in the morning instead of hitting the road with the rest of the work crowd. I decided this made for a good opportunity, and so a little after 9:30 I found myself, neatly dressed in.